{ "quotes": [{"character":"Lord Rutledge","line":"From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem."},{"character":"Brian","line":"You do realize we'll probably end up living in a Motel 6? "},{"character":"La Farge","line":"Dunston, I'm sorry. I was only trying to do my job. I didn't mean any harm. Do you forgive me? \n[Dunston slaps La Farge] I deserved that."},{"character":"Consuelo","line":"[Crying] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh."}] }